1) A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, more awesome. A beating from the winstick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.
Winsticks are rumoured to come from WinTrees, which in turn can be found clumped together in winforests. These forests are said to be full of win.
#winstick is the opposite of FML.
2) A great Burrito.
1) Bridgett just got hit with the winstick, now she has a new car!
2) What was that weapon Donatello used? Oh yeah, a win stick.
3) I'm hungry, want to head to the mission and get some winsticks?