2 definitions by lord doom

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Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom August 18, 2007

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Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom September 04, 2007

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