2 definitions by longjohndec

Top Definition
a monk getting released
hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
taking a shit on more than 1 surface
when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009

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