Never completely growing up for sake of making the most out of life.
Don't give in, be yourself.
Hate working/paying tax/not having fun and refuse to accept the obligations of social responsibility that comes with age? Then you got Donja.
Donja is term that's roots go back to a band that set up in Liverpool in March 2009 called 'The Donja Vines'. Their music berates social mechanisms which restrict the individual from gaining contentment and offers a philosophy based on respecting the rite of everyone to enjoy life how they see fit, so long as nobody gets hurt. Their music either has a go at ‘the man’ or is written to make you feel good, to spread the donja.
Everyone has donja in them; it’s that universal feeling of revolt towards things you disagree with, especially social strife. But more, it can be that feeling of hope, that warm summer feeling you get when you wake up without the alarm and see the person you love laying next to you. It can be that feeling you get, that elation, when you're team wins, or when your child takes his/her first steps or when you hear some good news. In short, donja is the power of positive human emotion.
I will beat this ordeal.
I will fight my cause
I will kiss my lover
I will love you forever
This is donja.
Two guys watch a random fella walking along the street, kicking autumn leaves and nodding his head in time to his favourite song on his way for an 11am breakfast with his girlfriend.
Guy 1: "That lads got no worries man".
Guy 2: "Mate, that lads got donja"!
Boss at work talks to his secretary.
"Hey what the hell happened with our staff today"?
"They just...walked out"!
"They said they had donja and we could go fuck ourselves"!
An unexpected erection or heightened sexual tension aroused via travelling in a car.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.
A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.
A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
The car park was busy, but there was a large space outside the restaurants main entrance. Everyone I knew was braving the cold winter breeze just to welcome us to my mother’s 50th birthday party. She was so surprised to see so many people and climbed out the car with such gusto. The rest of my family, including our dog Lucy rushed to the excited crowd. Moments later they were all looking over to the car, wondering if i was about to surprise my mother with another birthday prank, perhaps?
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"
"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"
"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.
Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.
"Have you got my new tv?"
"Well may I have it?"
"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."