1) the jester: laughs at anything and everything ever said
2) Former spouse to a submachine gun named AK47
3)Sometimes known as 'the zohan' for wild and crazy hairstyles that resemble a chic 80's horror film. crazy wild wicked.
4) uberlicious piece of raunch.
kid 1: OMG mike did you see Gewelz today?
Kid 2: you mean giuliana alec?
alec: yeah uberlicious raunchy eh
mike: yeah zohan material
alec: im askign her to prom
mike: fuck you man! I am
alec and mike: oh giuliana!