A joke that rivals that's what she said
in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.
That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.
That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.
Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
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