New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.
Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.
The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.
Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.
A mass orgy.
College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.
When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!
Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.
Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.
Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.
The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.
Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
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