13 definitions by loldongs34

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New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.
Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.
by loldongs34 December 31, 2008
The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.
Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.
by loldongs34 January 26, 2009
When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!
by loldongs34 December 22, 2008
When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.
Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009
A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.
Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.
by loldongs34 January 04, 2009
The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.
Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009
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