1 definition by lodjfncmko

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"Janoskians" is a popular act of oral and anal simulation, it consists of five sexual partners in total. Two partners start by inserting their penises into the other's anus, and thus it becomes a competition on who is able to squeeze it in first. The two remaining parters then attempt to stick their penises into the other's nostrils. The idea is to look as silly and gay as possible.

What You Will Need: A snapback, tri-pod and camera, a fringe, lip-piercing, vans (ask your parents, they're ok with it!) a foul mouth, add a hint of arrogance, and lastly, don't forget to upload it on YouTube, tagged "The Janoskians".

And remember, this popular position teaches us that it's totally cool to be a d*ckhead!
"Hey mate, what're those guys doing on the train with a camera?"

"Oh, they're probably doing the "Janoskians"."
by lodjfncmko December 19, 2012

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