1 definition by llxlj jkczododwe99r9

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an ugly girl who is obsessive and has a GIANT mole on her face. fat as fuck and is secretly a lesbian. no one likes her
"what the hell is that ugly creature walking towards us!?"

:"oh that must be a jordan hebert"
by llxlj jkczododwe99r9 July 16, 2010

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