a magical creature that can grant you a wish for nice rear ended people. A.K.A BABY GOTSTA HAVE BACK!!
person 1:hey i got this really weird phone call last nite.
person 2:really? who was it?
person 1:IDK, someone named the butt fairy but they said that they'd grant me any wish i wanted.But they asked for my measurments and then they hung up.
person 2: why?
person 1:IDK but apparently im lackin' in the back end?