1 definition by lizi smith and georgina stovold

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emos are grunge or goth wannabes that cant get their own life. they cry to music that relates to their so called "problems"
they hang around in groups and do exactly the same as each other to be different from everyone else *cough cough* e.g if 1 emo lights up a fag they all light a fag at the same time and they cry and slit their wrists to music (1 emo band i can be bothered to think of is panic! at the disco) in groups us grunges like to call the-gay-emo-fuckers
1 beautifully sunny day two bisexual emo boys were strolling along the road. one said, "im feeling so depressed today." and runs into the road infront of a speeding car.
splat goes the emo. the other emo boy went home and put on some panic! at the disco and slit his wrists till he died cuz he was so fucking depressed.
the moral of this story is to always remember that, when you see two bisexual emo boys strolling along a road, make sure to drive above the speed limit! he he he 2 dead emos

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