also living in louisiana, i am related to such hicks. a hick is a person who is totally unaware of common hygeine, and is sometimes derogatory towards people of other races because they think that hicks are the rulers of the south and any other form of person is considered "unpure". BTW i am not a hick.
One who pronounces Fire as FUR
ex. go over there and get me that alligator sausage offa da fur.