3 definitions by littledebybigboobs

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A pretentious and selfish professional person who is so arrogant, he blows a trumpet fanfare every time he locks or unlocks his car, to show you how great he is.
Yuppie (locking Lexus): BEEP! BEEP!

Me: Hey! Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie!
by littledebybigboobs June 07, 2005

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The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.
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One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists up each others' arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
Brenda Butch enjoys fisting Melissa. "There's nothing finer than a nice warm turd," she says.
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