an elitist retarded person who gladly
and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they
believe every completely
false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they
want to be able to sit at the genius
bar and feel
superior as they
try to use their
computer even though they
don't know what the fuck they
're doing so they
ask one of the staff
persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except
that maybe they
should try buying some
upgrade or apple care or other
useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they
just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple
see also: iDouche
Macindouche: Hey check
out my new mac.
Macindouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs
of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
person: How much
Macindouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
person: I just
got a pc for half that
twice as much
Macindouche: Yeah but this thing
is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
person: Yeah my pc does
Macindouche: Yeah but I can like plug
anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
Macindouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
Macindouche: Yeah I bought
an external but it's more than
a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
person: What does
it do other than
burn cds and dvds?
Macindouche: It plays them too.
person: All burners play
the media they can burn.
person: Nevermind. So does
it do anything else? Any reason
you spent so much
Macindouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
person: Yeah it can.
Macindouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
person: Then why did it come with
virus scanning software?
Macindouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
Macindouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though
cause it can't get viruses.
person: I've got a virus on this
disk right here, let's put it in your
person: But it can't get viruses you said.
Macindouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
person: I see. Why'd you buy that
anyway? I thought you just
got an ibook like 3 months ago.
Macindouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that
person: Sounds like a virus.
Macindouche: No that
wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Macindouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store
to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing
Macindouche: Hey can I borrow your
phone. I need
to make a call and I've been unable to get any service
ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
person: I guess.
Macindouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.