to be constantly second best at anything.
Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk
her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.