27 definitions by listypoos

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.
Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum
by listypoos September 24, 2004

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a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.
ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.
by listypoos September 20, 2004

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a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.
by listypoos September 20, 2004

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a term for not having much storage space.
i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.
by listypoos November 04, 2004

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to be out of ones depth in any situation.
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
by listypoos September 30, 2004

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for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.
he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.
by listypoos September 20, 2004

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slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life
yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.
by listypoos September 20, 2004

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