2 definitions by listenkid

ripped van winkel

When you get so ripped you pass out for a ridiculously long time.

"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"

by listenkid November 23, 2009

bonerclops

mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind

when odysseus entered the cavern he realized he had awaken the bonerclops.

by listenkid April 6, 2009