2 definitions by linguistocrat

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A "Scalp Cookie" is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. This is also a nervous habit for some. There is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release associated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.
I'm digging for scalp cookies or "ooh I just found a good scalp cookie to pick out
by linguistocrat December 24, 2009
A linguistocrat is a person who uses language in an overly verbose manner, often implying that their vocabulary or command of language is superior to others.
Pepe is such a linguistocrat, he talks as though he is a walking dictionary.
by linguistocrat December 24, 2009
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