2 definitions by linenmaster

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Hand Fire & Rim Massage. What you receive at a "legitimate" massage parlor. The hand fire is a quick version of jerking off, and is not to be confused with the much slower "hand release." A rim massage is self explanatory. Both can be done independently but work best together. Pronounched "Hef-rum" or "Huff-rum."
"Hey ya know something? I got a quick hand fire and rim massage from that legitimate massage parlor down the street." - Carl

"You gotta love those asians. they give the best HFRM's" - Carl
by linenmaster November 30, 2011

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Piss and Moan Syndrome (or PMS) is the male response to womens hormonal changes and bullshit
"He's a big whiner...he might even have PMS...piss and moan syndrome"
by linenmaster March 30, 2012

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