You cannot have an argument with them because they are always right, no matter what. They pretend to know everything about anything. It annoys the piss out of everyone that is friends with him or her. Most of the time they are not correct. They are a knowbuddy.
Dude – what the hell was Jamie talking about?
I don’t know, she is such a knowbuddy, always talking out her ass and trying to look intelligent.
When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.
scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.