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2 definitions by lifo

A supermarket own brand frozen pizza.
You return home from a night out on the town feeling a little worse for wear and you friend says "I'm hungry do you have any scumdiscs?"
by Lifo February 25, 2011
The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.
I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.
by lifo April 17, 2011