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2 definitions by lifeturtle

 
1.
The act of perusing through a club or a party in search of a female counterpart which one escorts to the bathroom. Then one to unzips their pants and dunks their genitalia in the mouth of the newly acquainted female for a brief moment. Instead of allowing her to perform oral pleasure resulting in climax, one swiftly removes their genitalia from her mouth and returns to the pursuit of a new female counterpart. This is repeated as many times as possible in the course of an evening.
Oh man let me tell you about all the bids I pulled last night, I was zip dunking so excessively hard that I sprained my wrist. Straight up Michael Jorin status
by lifeturtle February 22, 2011
 
2.
When an expert in one field decides to pursue excellence in a new field and completely blows it. A reference to when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball and later on golf, nether of which he was actually tight at.
Have you heard deadmau5's new wamp ish? Epic fail! Straight up Michael Jorin status, he should go back to untzing it
by lifeturtle February 22, 2011