A man with Irish origins. Often wears band shirts. Enjoys sticking his face upwards during photographs, and gets easily frightened by high pitched noises. In some ways Liam is like a ferret. Can never bring himself to break up with a girl, in the end he always fails and fucks. His favourite film is superbad. He also has a satchel, like Indiana Jones.
Karl: omg did you finally break up with her?
John: no she cried and i did a liam
Simon: so what happened last night between you and Jilly?
Jack: All im saying is we went back to my room to watch superbad