A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that
seeks to create a demand for a product
we don't need on the premise that
what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that
we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created
by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that
we are inadequate.
"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface
is actually a thing I should be concerned about."
"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because
I have junkface
. Thanks Neutrogena!"