a. After an extreme night of partying, you bring a girl back to your place (or hers) and you two start fucking.If she blacks out, and you hit an extreme rage because you are left with a full on boner but don't want to keep going because of moral standings, take it upon yourself to go into an extreme masturbation mode and blow your load on her face. Deny all knowledge of the act if asked by her or any associates.
Guy 1: "Man, did you take that smoking hot chick back to your place last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, but she was so hammered drunk she passed out about half way through, so i got mad and i powed
Guy 1: "Wow, thats way better than raping her man, good for you!!"