9 definitions by legs21

a super bitchy slut that likes to victimize other girls that are not deemed to be "popular."
Unpopular girl #1: Have you heard any rumors that Ashley had slept with every guys on the football team?

Unpopular girl #2: Yeah, this Ashley individual is a straight-up Neda.
by legs21 May 23, 2010
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a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
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