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Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".
Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".
by lee-lou May 23, 2010

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