Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.
Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.
Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle
CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.
He started hoop waffling out of him.
A glounther (originally)is someone who sniffs the saddles of womens bikes. Has developed - can now include seats, sheets or underwear.
"What are you at there?!" said the guard.
"Just a bit of glounthering" said Curtis.
"Fair enough - carry on".
An instruction given to a garage attendent when filling up on gas.
Givvus 30 'uro dere bud - Dublin slang
Also, fill 'er up dere bud... Self explanatory
A random statement said in company, with little or no meaning, causing others to look at each other with raised eyebrows. Invariably including the word "jizz"
Pulling a cdb:
Fred: "Did you see the match last night?"
Pete: "Yeah - I dont think it was a penalty"
CDB: "I jizzed all over my xbox last night".