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15 definitions by leagueoflulz

 
1.
When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
by LeagueOfLulz October 07, 2011
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2.
Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.
Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"
by LeagueOfLulz June 15, 2011
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3.
Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY
by LeagueOfLulz July 04, 2011
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4.
That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.
Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.

Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.

Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
by LeagueOfLulz January 12, 2011
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5.
A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
by LeagueOfLulz January 27, 2011
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6.
The one person who nobody likes and just has to ruin everyone's fun. Commonly seen being a douchebag while committing actions that are completely irrelevant to the situation.
Josh: Guys, I just found out I actually like football. I might keep playing if no stupid jackasses show up this time.
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*
by LeagueOfLulz June 24, 2011
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The trollpedo is defined as any airborne projectile that - whether with intention or not - makes contact with an unsuspecting party's face. Trollpedoes always result in massive amounts of pain and lulz, and are soon after followed by rage-mode.

Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.
Josh was being a noob, so I hit him in the face with a trollpedo just for the lulz. Then he digivolved into a fucking bear and clawed my pasty ginger ass to pieces.
by LeagueOfLulz June 15, 2011
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