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1 definition by leadbitch

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."
by leadbitch July 31, 2009
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