1 definition by lawlgasm

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When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.
Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?
by lawlgasm November 01, 2010

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