Ugly Chink Syndrome
typically affects koreans who have been in the us no longer than a year. symptoms: loud obnoxious yelling of their ugly disgusting language in a public place. Horrible fashion sense. very very very very ugly. usually hangs out with each other in a giant group or clique, or herd. if seen, euthanasia is the only solution.
me: god i hate that joon-kim-park kid. he's got UCS for sure
james: yeah i must agree. genocide seems to be a good idea now.