16 definitions by laurie

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
variation of words like "dumbass" "dumbfuck" and "dumbshit." Means someone stupid or someone who does stupid things.
"Why did you call the cops, dumbcrap?!"
by Laurie March 21, 2005
Name: a bus girl: from the latin word "bussus" meaning people mover shortened to the english word Bus, also from the italian word "raggazi" meaning girl.
Defintion: 1)To be loud, repetitive, and fall over. 2)To get on the 587 last every afternoon 3) to make up code names for everyone whom catches the aforementioned bus and accidently let slip the made up name for them example "Sarah, I just poked dawson with my hokey stick!" when doing this you must yell loudly.
"Oi sexy!"
"Oh Paul hold me!"
"Excuse Me"
"These are my favourite shoes"
"Mousse, mousse"
by Laurie April 26, 2005
a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!
(all u'd need to say is)ha ure beadle! nuff said
by laurie November 27, 2003
A ho's cum. Could also mean a chick's cum, but only if she's a dirty ho.
Shit! There's hocum all over my sheets!
by Laurie November 27, 2002
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