16 definitions by laurie

Top Definition
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
by Laurie January 16, 2004
a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
by laurie February 02, 2004
A little kid's word for "vagina, pussy, bajingo, love hole, etc."
Mommy, my hoo hoo is growing hair on it. What's wrong with me?
by Laurie November 27, 2002
The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.
Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?
by Laurie March 10, 2005
Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.
That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.
by Laurie May 06, 2004
fresh fish stuck in the net
How Fresh is this Fishnitz?
by laurie March 19, 2005

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