Possibly the greatest life form that exists in the whole universe, and she comes in anime form! Fear the Mighty Osaka-san for she will one day find a way to destroy the great army known as 'Chiyo's Pigtails'!
This superior being uses very intelligible phrases such as ''Sataa Andagi!'' and ''I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face!''
She is made of many types of win and ownage, and any attempt to defeat her will result in you being pwned to the highest degree.
Osaka: ''Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.''
Osaka: ''You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and know one would know you weren't wearing anything!''