1 definition by laura aka spork agent 99

Top Definition
the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.
Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.
by laura aka spork agent 99 October 27, 2005

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