19 definitions by larry tiita

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.
European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
hcg
1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.

2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.
I didn't have money to pay the lady taking the toll so I offered her a HCG instead.
by Larry Tiita May 14, 2009
A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.
I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.
by Larry Tiita October 06, 2009
Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.
I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.
by Larry Tiita September 12, 2009
Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009
Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder

A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009

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