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9 definitions by lang

 
8.
The action resulting from flatuation and occuring while sitting on the lap of someone else.
Little Timmy couldn't help his need to pass gas and flatuate on santas lap resulting in a hotleg. Santa was Hotlegged by litle Timmy.
by Lang December 26, 2003
 
9.
a rat boy sort of looking thing with a distinct fragrance. usally found laid in a pool of it's own filth with a used tampon put up his nose. wakes up to shout 'fuck you, you fucking fucker, hope you die and get run over by a bus'.
hello there little fella. aren't you small and crapy. come on then, lets go little jodie.
by lang January 23, 2004