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Me: Aw shit son I just pwned your newb ass in the dome
Your Grandma: would you like a sandwich?
by lance ap November 16, 2007
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after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.
I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.
by lance ap May 25, 2008
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