24 definitions by lalalander17
| 1. | husbland | ||
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the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man. Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling. |
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| 2. | rolling roadblock | ||
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a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.
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| 3. | boinker's remorse | ||
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Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.) Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.
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| 4. | Intellidick | ||
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An intelligent man who nonetheless always thinking with his penis. A sleazy man with a high IQ. He's worthless. He's just an intellidick.
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| 5. | 40wanks | ||
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a nap with a self-delivered happy ending. Alternative spellings: 40 wanks, forty wanks. He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40wanks. masturbate masturbation nap sleep doze catnap siesta 40 winks
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| 6. | moany joanie | ||
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a woman who moans nonstop during sex. Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.
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| 7. | banger's remorse | ||
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Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.) Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
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