ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa
he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.
he can also be seduced with lime jell-O
i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious
words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)