It is really pathetic that
so many Americans have written
definitions for the UK,England etc when they
don't even live here and most of them have never even been here. They
use urban dictionary to argue the point that they
are not stupid, fat, opionated liars etc then they
say things like
this 'An island
of crumpet eating tea sucking whiny bastards who are jealous of the USA and its might'.
Sure, America may be a super power now but pick
up a fucking history
book, super powers never last
the Romans, Egyptians and even the UK which used to own about the quarter
of the world. America is already the most hated country in the world so be nice to the other countries
if you want us to help you need it and stop
banging on about saving our asses
in the second world war, you only got involved cause of Pearl Harbour and stuff and less people
would have died if you'd helped at the start but this is in the past so it doesn't even matter now anyway.
Anyways the UK is a group of countries
and islands, the biggest
being England. It is on the same line of latitude as Labrador (the place not the dog) but because of the warm sea current that
i forget the name of, the climate is temperate. It is a fairly peaceful
place to live and most people
don't really give
However there is an increasing
epidemic of chav
s which are the sub human
scum of the earth and are diluting the otherwise okay population. People complain about
immigrants but at least most of them
work, and they don't try and fight you just cause
you looked at them
or something stupid like that.
Also we do not all have bad teeth, we don't all drink tea.. i don't even know how to make it.. and we are not all posh (far from it). For more information visit a tourist
sight or something.
O and for the person who was banging on about
Ireland... we don't hate
the Irish or anything and i'm sure most British people would give Northern
Island back to Ireland but it's not our choice is it fools, also they aren't totally the victims, if you look
in old news
find that the IRA blew up parts of England
including the centre of Manchester killing lots of people but nobody even talks about
anyways and we don't hate each
others guts and we go on holidays to each
others countries ffs and the IRA have said they are disarming now anyways.
we're not all posh, pompous idiots
of the most popular TV shows here
are ones that take the piss out of us like Little Britain
so yes we do have a sense of humour and we don't all love the fucking queen!
Since i was born in Wales and have lived there, and now live in England
and have been to Scotland many
times and know people in Northern
Island i think my definition is more accurate than
someone from america or australia or some other
far thrown place, who are fools for writing a defintion for a country they don't even know and in some
cases probably couldn't even point to on a map.