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16 definitions by laird

 
1.
an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.
Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.
by Laird December 08, 2003
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2.
radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 08, 2003
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3.
the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.
Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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4.
to lose, fail, get pwned.
Another one bites the dust!!
by Laird December 09, 2003
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5.
the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 08, 2003
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6.
1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 09, 2003
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7.
a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.
My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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