A Dorky Homeschooler. Exudes a different type of aura than a normal person making them easy to spot. Other identifying characteristics include unnecessary dirt on elbows or faces, dresses shaped like flour sacks, and pants or skirts pulled up past the waistline.
Speech of a DH is punctuated by phraseology such as "let's go play" and a general lack of knowledge of slang. Speaker may frequently sniffle, push glasses up on nose, or blink excessively. Any attempt at perverted conversation will only earn you a blank stare.
Be wary of wearing anything that should suggest you have a figure; ladies, this will earn you remarks such as "harlot" "trollop" and "disgraceful"