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2 definitions by la the bright man

 
1.
Inflammation of the anus.
I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
by la the bright man March 20, 2010
 
2.
A woman's vagina.
Look at the cootnanner on her.

Wouldn't mind a sample of that cootnanner.

Bob: Last night at the bar was a blast!

Nick: You bet your ass it was.

Bob: I took that girl I was talking to by the restrooms home!

Nick: did you get the cootnanner?
by la the bright man March 20, 2010