when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography
but is caught en route with their pants
onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation
an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot
Named for an Israeli
, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie
's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV
style movies involving minors.
A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance
with the ten year old bird
next to him.
B: Man, what a fuck up
Prosecution: The angle of the dangle
of David's penis
was so great that he jizzed
upon himself. Is that correct?
Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.