This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.
Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."
Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"
the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.