1183 definitions by kung-fu jesus

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
peg
For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
My five star ho.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

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