1183 definitions by kung-fu jesus

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.
Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear
lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004
(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
March is a stupid month. August is better.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
A coastal empire governed by Turkey. Unlike the european empires, it mainly captured weak regions, and was no-where near as rich as those empires.

I comprised of parts of South-east Europe, the beggining of South-west asia, most of the middle east and coastal North Africa. Begun in the 14th century, it was mainly the poorer, southernmost states of what was then the most powerful empire to exist; the Roman Empire.

It captured the Baltic capital of rome, constantinople (named after the first christian emporer, Constantine) in 1453. It was renamed Istanbul later that year.

After the 1492 expulsion of the moors from Spain and the 1681 defeat at the battle of Vienna, the empire began to crumble, and some of its' states were separated after the Crimean war. The petty squables of these states would later cause World War I.
The Ottoman empire was destroyed by World war I, the Crimean war, and the corruption of its' rulers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.
Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.
I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

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