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1183 definitions by kung-fu jesus

 
1149.
The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
 
1150.
1991 album by N.W.A.
It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!
by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004
 
1151.
When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
 
1152.
Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
 
1153.
(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.
Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
 
1154.
c/d
Carried down
Balance c/d
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
 
1155.
(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.
All hail Baroness Thatcher!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004